Bad Day Oatmeal

Bad Day Oatmeal

½ cup quick cooking oats
2 TBSP shredded coconut
1 TBSP coconut flavored rum
small handful of dried or fresh chopped pineapple
Water, milk, or soy milk to cover

Mix first four ingredients together in a bowl. Pour your liquid of choice over the oatmeal slowly. Stop when the liquid starts to pool and cover the oatmeal. Microwave the mixture on high for a minute and a half. Stir it up and enjoy!

This is my favorite when I’m expecting a killer day on the horizon. You might think the rum is a bad idea. Don’t worry. Microwaving it will evaporate a good portion of the alcohol and you’ll be left with the yummy flavoring. Even if it didn’t, could you really get dopey drunk on a tablespoon of liquor?

Of course, if you do happen to get drunk on my concoction, I am at this point stating: you eat this at your risk. I am not responsible for any stupid stuff you might do after eating this recipe. Your use of this recipe implies your agreement to the previous statement.